Sanders still unable to find television job

Neon Deion plans on returning to the Ravens for another year. Deion Sanders returned from a three year retirement job to go onto the Injured Reserve for the Baltimore Ravens last season after he was fired from his job at CBS. Previously, Sanders got paid by CBS to talk about himself in the 3rd person, but now the Ravens plan on paying Sanders to do this.

Of course, Sanders has a lot of work to do if he wants to be the most disruptive force in the Raven's locker room considering Jamal Lewis's time spent in a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison and Ray Lewis's demand for a $50 million signing bonus.

SIDENOTE: Can you imagine what would have happened if T.O. had joined the Ravens last year? VH1 cameramen could have put Ray Lewis, Jamal Lewis, T.O., and Deion Sanders in the same halfway house, eliminating the player who demands the least amount of money each week.

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