While waiting for the Pro Bowlers to be announced

Quality work at Hey Jenny Slater. This Jeremy Piven fan compares each college football program to a Simpson character. For example:

Virginia Tech: Krusty the Klown
Famous, powerful, living the kind of celebrity life anyone in his circle would gladly trade for. Yet each is haunted by his own demons of self-loathing -- Krusty is constantly worried he's going to be exposed as a no-talent fraud, while the Hokies are constantly worried they really are going to be pumping gas one day for the kids over in Charlottesville.

Little heavy on the SEC schools, but hey I've got no problem with a little SEC bias (they are the superior football conference).