2005-12-04

More Reasons to Despise the Mouse

On top of EBSBS's list of 52 reasons to hate Disney's sportstainment empire (ESPN), comes MgoBlog's add-on list. MgoBlog, another fine college blog with a focus on Michigan, list reasons #53 through #84:

54. Dick Vitale. My impresion of Dick Vitale eating lunch:

OH MY GOD! THE MEATLOAF! THIS MEATLOAF REMINDS ME OF DUKE! I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE JJ REDICK'S SUCCULENT GROUND MEATY BITS IN MY MOUTH AND LET MY SALIVA WASH OVER HIM, COVERING HIM IN DUKE DUKE DUUUUUUKE.

69. Where did Kenny Mayne go?

83. Skip Bayless, who has never met an adorable puppy that he couldn't accuse of being a racist pedophile fattie.

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