I SWEAR I meant this as a compliment. Perhaps using toilet paper to show my feelings wasn't the best move. Marinelli will be great as Lions' coach. We need a tough guy, and he fits the bill.
I knew what you meant, but the analogy left something to be desired. Maybe you could have made up Rod Marinelli-brand douches. The tagline could have something to do with him "cleaning house". Rod Marinelli-brand enemas would also work with that tagline. Or Marinelli-brand tainted chicken! "Catch the fever!"See how important imagery is?
I've got to echo what scott wrote, you picked an odd way to compliment Marinelli. If I'm a Boston fan, I don't walk into the store and ask for Red Sox toilet paper to wipe my ass. Instead, I go across the street and buy some of that low grade Yankees t.p.
Or you could just sneak into Steinbrenner's restroom and let top shelf hookers wipe your ass with hundred dollar bills.
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