We can rebuild him . . .

"We have the technology, but I don't want to spend a lot of money." (cue music)

Bionic Peter

After the Redskins signed fullback Manuel White to a $1.8 million, four year contract, White's agent, Leigh Steinberg described White's role with the team as a "robo-back, multi-dimensional running back for the new millennium."

I'll be honest here, I don't have the slightest idea what Steinburgh is talking about. Sure I've heard of a H-back, a third down back, or a short yardage back, but a robo-back? Does he run on a catalytic converter or require a tune-up every 3,000 miles?

(hat tip to GusSchultz)

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