Run Forrest!

Ravens linebacker Green shows off his 40 time.

A camera outside the bowling alley has caught Roderick Green's flight from the knife wielding bowler. In any other city Stabby McKnife would be identified in a short time but since this is Baltimore, home to the Stop Snitching campaign, the police don't really have a good chance of finding Green's assailant.

(tip of the hat to the Sports Frog)