More Fun/Anti-Fun with Google

Stealing an idea from the vastly entertaining EDSBS, let's look at some of the results from Google's latest toy, Trends. Although I will add the side note that I can only half enjoy Google since they are helping suppress human rights in China (commie-sympathizing, money-grubbing yellow-bellied bastards). Top ten searches by location for "Bucs".

  1. St. Petersburg
  2. Tampa
  3. Sarasota
  4. Gainesville
  5. Orlando
  6. Tallahassee
  7. Des Moines
  8. Birmingham
  9. Baltimore
  10. Jacksonville

First off, suck it Tampa. Suck it long, and suck it hard. St. Petersburg is more technologically savy than you bunch of inbreeding, cow-tipping rednecks (either that or St Petersburgites are wasting more time on frivolous Google searches).

Second, what the hell is Des Moines doing at seven?

Some more fun/anti-fun with Google Trends...

Top city for searching "Gruden": Ljubljana (Slovenia)

Top city for "Ron Mexico": Albuquerque

Top cities for "herpes": New York, Mexico City, Atlanta


Anonymous said...

"Second, what the hell is Des Moines doing at seven?"

If you do a search for "Des Moines Bucs" you will see that the very first site listed is for the Des Moines Buccaneers...a minor league hockey team.

Funny...you try a back-handed slap of Google and yet if you had used it, you would have been able to answer your own question.

Ski said...

it was really more of a backhanded slap of Des Moines. I love/hate the bastards at Google.