Reading the police report from the Panthers cheerleaders incident, I'm reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is being stalked by her coworker (played by Molly Shannon) who refuses to move her arms when she walks. You know, the one where Elaine gets in a catfight with both Molly Shannon AND Raquel Welch. As Jerry said, "Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss."Anyway, my favorite part of this story remains the fact that not only did Victoria Thomas (the blond pictured above) give the police a fake name, she gave the police the name of another Panthers cheerleader, Kristin Owen (pictured below). Victoria then told the police she was a Panthers cheerleader.
I have no earthly idea how the police figured out she was lying about her name.
(hat tip to Deadspin)
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