Tags contemplating playing more shuffleboard

NFL Commish Paul Tagliabue is hinting at his possible retirement following the negotiation of the new CBA. And maybe this is because I'm too young to have known the NFL before Tags but I've always viewed the current commish as more of a placeholder, not as good as the NBA's David Stern, but not as bad as MLB's Bud Selig.

The top two names to replace Tags are Rich McKay and Condoleeza Rice. (I'm really, really hoping Bucs fans are more familiar with the latter name than the former but I doubt it.) Between the two I'm openly rooting for Condoleeza. You think Gene Upshaw would have lasted five minutes in negotiations with the current Secretary of State?

Plus, Condoleeza looks much better in a pair of boots.

Just imagine Rich McKay in these boots.