2005-09-17

Drunkaneers is pretty good

Not a good week for Jon Gruden.

First, your starting kick returner, Torrie Cox, is arrested for a DUI, and is therefore suspended for the Bills game this Sunday.

Then, rookie fullback Rick Razzano is suspended four games for testing positive for steroids.

And yesterday, Gruden's brother Jay, who is also an offensive assistant for the Bucs, is arrested for driving while impaired.

What's next? Does Mike Mularkey anally rape Gruden's grandmother while pouring sugar into Gruden's gas tank?

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